Three days of hell….
Eyup. That’s been the last three days for Me…sheer and utter hell.
Being that I’m going to go away next week, I’ve been trying to get everything done at work so that I don’t leave My co-workers stranded. See, I’m not always an utter bitch. 
That, however, has led to My working three consecutive 12 hour days. By the time I get done with work, I don’t want to look at a computer any more more or less talk to anyone, which is also why the phones have been dead….
Speaking of which…a little reminder.
Cheer My disgruntled ass up by filling My wallet before I leave!
This weekend I’m going to be running around spending $$ on pampering for Myself. Haircut, pedicure – gotta get Myself in order for My lovely trip into relaxation!
Want details? Well you’re in lucky because you can either call those lines while I’m away (and be ignored while I thoroughly enjoy Myself – maybe you’ll get lucky and call while I’m tormenting the hell out of squire!) OR you can fatten up My accounts and possibly get a little extra something in your mail from Me. Maybe, if I’m feeling benevolent.
Which reminds Me, have a few things in mind for squire during this adventure. Jealous, aren’t you? Obedient little whore gets My attention for a full week…you should be jealous. your prick certainly isn’t getting that sort of attention and DEFINITELY not from Me.
I may even update here and there while I’m away….so stay tuned.
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Its My Birthday bitches!
I’ll be heading out here in a bit to be pampered and adored as I should be!
Make sure your adding to My enjoyment!
Buy My stuff and call the lines to be utterly ignored while I have a blast!
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A few more days until My birthday!
And I’m quite excited about it! A day of pampering all for ME, which I deserve anyway but will bask in none the less. Not certain what exactly I’ll be up to, but it’s up to squire to indulge My whims and I’m sure the bitch won’t have any issues with that.
Now if I can just figure out this new phone I have. I finally got an android phone, which I am loving though the lay out on the qwerty keyboard is different then My last and is taking some adjustment. Texts from Me have been rather comical at times.
Anyway, I just wanted to laeve a quick note. Will blog more come Friday.
Til later…
-E
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Been a bit…and been extremely busy!
We did go car shopping after My last blog. Came to find out there were some serious screw ups on My credit report so needless to say I’m now working with the financial institutions to have them adjusted/corrected. Gotta love that.
squire, bless his heart, did everything he could to assist but even wit his stellar credit the banks were being an ass. I hate that.
Needless to say, I loved driving the Hyundai Sonata. Granted, I WANT a BMW – preferably a 5 series or an X5….but I could be very happy with a Sonata right now and put off the Beemer until My next vehicle.
In other news, I’ve had the lines on regularly and yet idiots still seem to manage to ‘miss’ Me. I’m generally logged in to take calls easily from 8 – 10 EST most weekdays and generally all weekend. Some weekends I’ll take ‘off’ for some personal Me time…which is to be expected. But I still find it funny when I get messages that “i logged in but you weren’t online”….well…NO bastard, not at 1 am! I DO need to sleep. Now, granted, if I AM up that late I will generally still have the lines open, but if I do you’re just a lucky SOB.
Which reminds Me…phone lines are as follows:
you know you wanna….
Also along those lines, the webcam hasn’t been available for a few weeks. This is partly because I want a new cam…but also because I had a bit of a tumor removed from My cheek. I’ve had it removed a few times now, each time it’s thankfully been benign, but it’s annoying and persistent. Even more so the healing of it which, though I know you all wouldn’t mind one iota – I do. So therefore I’ve kept the cam off until it’s sufficiently healed for My tastes.
Have some things planned on the near horizon that I’m quite looking forward to. I’ll divulge details either during or after the fact.
For now, go spend that hard earned cash on Me – if nothing else you can write it off as an early birthday present.
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Going CAR Shopping today!
I really can’t wait either. Have to work out this morning, shower and breakfast and then it’s off to the lots! Makes Me a happy bunny!
I’m not really looking for anything extravagant at this time. Though ultimately I WILL own a BMW one day (LOVE those cars) right now something more realistic is called for. With how much driving I do, honestly, I’ll be looking at Hyundai today for their warranties. Leaves Me more money to splurge on clothes, fun, etc.
Also hopefully catching at least one movie. Not sure if it will be A-Team or Jonah Hex but review is sure to follow.
Lines will be on today piglets, but remember that since I’ll be out ,you’re likely to be ignored. you may get lucky though. Maybe. **wink**
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For all you foot lovers….
I decided to try My hand at a little video recording. I’ve discovered that there are MANY more ‘fetishes’ than even I could imagine and most around purely benign and mundane things. (Lollipops, Bubble Gum, I mean really?! **laughs**)
So, since I felt like polishing My toes, I decided to film it for all the foot lovers out there. They can be found at either listing below, though I recommend, if you haven’t created an account yet, you utilize the first to get you started. (There is a contest for the hosts to sign up the most new clients, and I certainly want a piece of the $3000.00 they are handing out for the winners!)
(New customers receive $5 free towards their first purchase!)
(New customers receive 3 minutes free towards their first call!)
Enjoy!
-E
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New Assignment Available for all you fat bastards!
So I got the lovely idea, being that I’ve been rather focused on getting into shape Myself and assisting tomlin in his quest to do the same, to create an assignment for all you slobs out there who have desired to be healthy and just seem fall short.
Amazing, you, falling short. Figures, doesn’t it?
To help you in your attempts to shed the beer-belly and start bettering yourself, I present the “Fat Bastard Plan!”
(New customers receive $5 free towards their first purchase!)
(New customers receive 3 minutes free towards their first call!)
Let Me remind you that all that TalkSugar New Customers not only receive $5 free towards their first purchase, but TalkSugar is also running a promotion right now for it’s hosts where in the host with the most new sign-ups prior to August 15th will win up to $3000.00! you know I want to win this, and what better way to show Me how devoted you are then to lend a hand while showering Me with money?!
It’s win-win piglet! you can’t beat that!
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A little vid-blog right after My workout…
Just under a minute of FREE Me time! Aren’t you just a lucky little dipshit?
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Ready, Aim, Fire!
So this weekend I decided I wanted to learn how to shoot a gun. Not ever having done so, the whole thing intrigued Me and I will admit to wanting to overcome My personal anxieties about firearms. My family never kept them; sport shooting, hunting, etc weren’t 
hobbies any of the men in My family partook of.
Lucky for Me, squire is fluent in firearms. So guess what he got to so this past weekend? he had the honor and priviledge to take Me to the shooting range, offer Me instruction on safety and techniques, and rent Me a gun to use for practice. 
he was even obedient enough to take a picture of Me in the process! I was rather impressed by that, as I had really mentioned it in passing that we should take pics while we were there, and lo and behold what did I get delivered to My phone a little later that evening?
Gotta love it!
My hand, unfortunately is very sore from the recoil on the weapong itself, and I’m sad to report that My targetting needs a ton of practice. I have to learn to relax into it more and stop anaylzying Myself in the process. Seems I’m as hard on Myself as I am My devotees. But that’s only because I hold Myself to high standards, as I expect to be treated accordingly. 
I was quite proud of one particular target however, so I kept it for posterity. Mind you, again, I haven’t EVER picked up a firearm before this, so I was rather proud of My progress initially. I realize it will take more practice and look forward to going back soon enough to do just that!
I don’t remember now which target number this was, and one of the ones after it, in My frustration for missing completely, I hit the ring around the bullseye itself….but this one I was still very pleased with, all things considered.
Needless to say, I loved it and very much want to continue this new skill! Just have to remember advice I give to prospects…just breathe. Trust yourself, relax and breath. Good thing I’m patient as all hell! *winks*
In addition to that, I also managed to skin My own thumb in the process. Apparently My nail was just long enough, and was jagged from being snagged, and every time I pulled the trigger I managed to scrap off a little more skin on that first box of ammo.
Had to resist the urge to stick the finger into My mouth and ‘clean’ it. There was a pretty decent amount of blood, but with the dust from firing and what not, I didn’t think it the best idea.
Band-aid was located and use for the second box and that improved things some.
squire and I then spent the rest of the day shopping, even though he was exhausted from lack of sleep. his natal day is coming up fairly quickly and I really need to figure out what to get him for it.
Anyway, going to watch the mindless drivel that is “True Beauty” and relax before heading to bed. Just wanted to post about My lovely little outing this weekend.
Til later -
-E
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Relaxing is going to be difficult tonight….
which means you all should take advantage of My phone lines on TalkSugar and NiteFlirt to appease your Goddess.
I have a new listing over on NiteFlirt as well; the link will take you to it. There are photo sets and tribute buttons there for you to utilize. This means you should go now and start forking it all over, kitties.
Which reminds Me, there is still a contest going on over at TalkSugar for new clientele. The host that brings in the most new clients will win up to $3000.00 CASH. you know what that means, right? I WANT TO WIN! And unfortunately, the only way I can manage that is with obedient, devoted little kittens clicking the link and signing up. Do it. DO IT. I dont even need to be logged in for you to accomplish this – you just have to sign up. Perk for your prick? you’ll get $5 free towards your first call/purchase! That means you can photo sets of Me at a discount on your first purchase if I’m not there to hear My sweet, intoxicating voice!
AND I’ll even give you links to My NiteFlirt listing:
I have been considering more ideas for things you little kittens can snatch up and play with. Videos, pictures, blog posts, etc. More of ME to see and especially hear, even when I might not be available directly, that will also fatten My wallet. After all, I do enjoy shopping so! Video and such might very well be taken while I’m on vacation in July. I’ll open the forums now – should you have any ideas, and I’m certain you all reading this do, now is the time to put in requests.
Mind you, just because I’m asking for what perverted, warped, self-serving ideas you pathetic losers have in those pea-brains of yours doesn’t mean that they will be fulfill. However, if something is creative, intelligent (doubt it) and workable for Me and My tastes, I might be inclined to incorporate it into something tangible. If you don’t ask, after all, how in the world do you ever get what you want? (Unless of course, you’re Me and simply demand it.)
Now, let Me remind you all as well that My birthday is fast approaching on the 3rd of July. Now would be a good time to start preparing as I want to see multitudes of presents for Me on any of the means outlined on My website.
Make sure you follow Me on twitter for updates.
Now, onto the good stuff!
I DID go to see Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time today. Over all I was pleasantly surprised! Now, mind you, geek Goddess that I am, I haven’t played the video game the movie is based off of, (yes, it’s based on a video game and yes, I am enough of a geek to have known that prior to seeing it.) so I’m not sure story continuity wise how well it adhered to the origins, but I wasn’t expecting over much, Gyllenhaal and Bruckheimer none-with-standing.
I’ve also never been an overly fond fan of Jake Gyllenhaal. Though I’ve loved his work in Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko and The Good Girl.
I was also skeptical having seen early released photographs of him in that hideous wig. See proof below:
Really though, watching the movie, it was hard to stay focused on the wig much when faced with this:
Beyond that however, I was rather impressed. The story line was simple enough, though somewhat transparent in scope. It was entertaining and the sword play ROCKED; was quite impressed with the action scenes, their choreography and how they were filmed.
Gemma Arterton is just beautiful to Me, even though her voice can get a little grating at times:
There is a plethora of costuming I would like to do from this movie already so that means I need the funds. you want to see your sadistic geek Goddess in something like this:
than get moving on those tithes!
Anyway, the movie was more than I expected, which is probably a good thing. It wasn’t as fun as, say Sherlock Holmes in scope, but it was worth the money spent at the theater. Certainly one I’ll add the the library once it’s on DVD. Was unfortunate that squire was unavailable to accompany Me – the poor dear.
I’m getting sleepy though, so I think it’s time for some quiet (if My neighbors will afford Me that, the self-entitled assholes that they are), ice cream and vegetating in front of the tube for a while. Call, you know you want to!
-E
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