Archive for June, 2010

A few more days until My birthday!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

And I’m quite excited about it! A day of pampering all for ME, which I deserve anyway but will bask in none the less. Not certain what exactly I’ll be up to, but it’s up to squire to indulge My whims and I’m sure the bitch won’t have any issues with that.

Now if I can just figure out this new phone I have. I finally got an android phone, which I am loving though the lay out on the qwerty keyboard is different then My last and is taking some adjustment. Texts from Me have been rather comical at times.

Anyway, I just wanted to laeve a quick note. Will blog more come Friday.

Til later…

-E

Been a bit…and been extremely busy!

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

We did go car shopping after My last blog. Came to find out there were some serious screw ups on My credit report so needless to say I’m now working with the financial institutions to have them adjusted/corrected. Gotta love that.

squire, bless his heart, did everything he could to assist but even wit his stellar credit the banks were being an ass. I hate that.

Needless to say, I loved driving the Hyundai Sonata. Granted, I WANT a BMW – preferably a 5 series or an X5….but I could be very happy with a Sonata right now and put off the Beemer until My next vehicle.

In other news, I’ve had the lines on regularly and yet idiots still seem to manage to ‘miss’ Me. I’m generally logged in to take calls easily from 8 – 10 EST most weekdays and generally all weekend. Some weekends I’ll take ‘off’ for some personal Me time…which is to be expected. But I still find it funny when I get messages that “i logged in but you weren’t online”….well…NO bastard, not at 1 am! I DO need to sleep. Now, granted, if I AM up that late I will generally still have the lines open, but if I do you’re just a lucky SOB.

Which reminds Me…phone lines are as follows:

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you know you wanna….

Also along those lines, the webcam hasn’t been available for a few weeks. This is partly because I want a new cam…but also because I had a bit of a tumor removed from My cheek. I’ve had it removed a few times now, each time it’s thankfully been benign, but it’s annoying and persistent. Even more so the healing of it which, though I know you all wouldn’t mind one iota – I do. So therefore I’ve kept the cam off until it’s sufficiently healed for My tastes.

Have some things planned on the near horizon that I’m quite looking forward to. I’ll divulge details either during or after the fact. ;)

For now, go spend that hard earned cash on Me – if nothing else you can write it off as an early birthday present. ;)

Going CAR Shopping today!

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

I really can’t wait either. Have to work out this morning, shower and breakfast and then it’s off to the lots! Makes Me a happy bunny!

I’m not really looking for anything extravagant at this time. Though ultimately I WILL own a BMW one day (LOVE those cars) right now something more realistic is called for. With how much driving I do, honestly, I’ll be looking at Hyundai today for their warranties. Leaves Me more money to splurge on clothes, fun, etc.

Also hopefully catching at least one movie. Not sure if it will be A-Team or Jonah Hex but review is sure to follow.

Lines will be on today piglets, but remember that since I’ll be out ,you’re likely to be ignored. you may get lucky though. Maybe. **wink**

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For all you foot lovers….

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

I decided to try My hand at a little video recording. I’ve discovered that there are MANY more ‘fetishes’ than even I could imagine and most around purely benign and mundane things. (Lollipops, Bubble Gum, I mean really?! **laughs**)

So, since I felt like polishing My toes, I decided to film it for all the foot lovers out there. They can be found at either listing below, though I recommend, if you haven’t created an account yet, you utilize the first to get you started. (There is a contest for the hosts to sign up the most new clients, and I certainly want a piece of the $3000.00 they are handing out for the winners!)

(New customers receive $5 free towards their first purchase!)

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Enjoy!

-E

New Assignment Available for all you fat bastards!

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

So I got the lovely idea, being that I’ve been rather focused on getting into shape Myself and assisting tomlin in his quest to do the same, to create an assignment for all you slobs out there who have desired to be healthy and just seem fall short.

Amazing, you, falling short. Figures, doesn’t it?

To help you in your attempts to shed the beer-belly and start bettering yourself, I present the “Fat Bastard Plan!”

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Let Me remind you that all that TalkSugar New Customers not only receive $5 free towards their first purchase, but TalkSugar is also running a promotion right now for it’s hosts where in the host with the most new sign-ups prior to August 15th will win up to $3000.00! you know I want to win this, and what better way to show Me how devoted you are then to lend a hand while showering Me with money?!

It’s win-win piglet! you can’t beat that!

A little vid-blog right after My workout…

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

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Just under a minute of FREE Me time! Aren’t you just a lucky little dipshit?

Ready, Aim, Fire!

Monday, June 7th, 2010

So this weekend I decided I wanted to learn how to shoot a gun. Not ever having done so, the whole thing intrigued Me and I will admit to wanting to overcome My personal anxieties about firearms. My family never kept them; sport shooting, hunting, etc weren’t hobbies any of the men in My family partook of.

Lucky for Me, squire is fluent in firearms. So guess what he got to so this past weekend? he had the honor and priviledge to take Me to the shooting range, offer Me instruction on safety and techniques, and rent Me a gun to use for practice.  :)

he was even obedient enough to take a picture of Me in the process! I was rather impressed by that, as I had really mentioned it in passing that we should take pics while we were there, and lo and behold what did I get delivered to My phone a little later that evening?

Gotta love it!

My hand, unfortunately is very sore from the recoil on the weapong itself, and I’m sad to report that My targetting needs a ton of practice. I have to learn to relax into it more and stop anaylzying Myself in the process. Seems I’m as hard on Myself as I am My devotees. But that’s only because I hold Myself to high standards, as I expect to be treated accordingly.

I was quite proud of one particular target however, so I kept it for posterity. Mind you, again, I haven’t EVER picked up a firearm before this, so I was rather proud of My progress initially. I realize it will take more practice and look forward to going back soon enough to do just that!

I don’t remember now which target number this was, and one of the ones after it, in My frustration for missing completely, I hit the ring around the bullseye itself….but this one I was still very pleased with, all things considered.

Needless to say, I loved it and very much want to continue this new skill! Just have to remember advice I give to prospects…just breathe. Trust yourself, relax and breath. Good thing I’m patient as all hell! *winks*

In addition to that, I also managed to skin My own thumb in the process. Apparently My nail was just long enough, and was jagged from being snagged, and every time I pulled the trigger I managed to scrap off a little more skin on that first box of ammo.

Had to resist the urge to stick the finger into My mouth and ‘clean’ it. There was a pretty decent amount of blood, but with the dust from firing and what not, I didn’t think it the best idea.

Band-aid was located and use for the second box and that improved things some.

squire and I then spent the rest of the day shopping, even though he was exhausted from lack of sleep. his natal day is coming up fairly quickly and I really need to figure out what to get him for it.

Anyway, going to watch the mindless drivel that is “True Beauty” and relax before heading to bed. Just wanted to post about My lovely little outing this weekend.

Til later -

-E