Gnosis and Theophany

Do you have any idea how horribly difficult it is to work full-time, go to school, stay up on what’s going on AND gestate a baby all at the same time?

Needless to say – I haven’t been available or online nearly as much as I’d like more or less be able to pursue opportunities to chastise and humiliate little boy sheep. My time has been MUCH better spent elsewhere.

The time, however, is getting closer and I can certainly feel the need for that adoration and power returning.

Of course, I would much prefer someone ELSE do My homework…but My sense of propriety and honor wouldn’t allow for it even if I had a bitch to do so.

A house slave, on the other hand…now THAT would be absolutely divine!

A human footrest to elevate My feet would also be exquisite.

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GO and do what you’re told like a good sheep!

Eyup. That’s been the last three days for Me…sheer and utter hell.

Being that I’m going to go away next week, I’ve been trying to get everything done at work so that I don’t leave My co-workers stranded. See, I’m not always an utter bitch.

That, however, has led to My working three consecutive 12 hour days. By the time I get done with work, I don’t want to look at a computer any more more or less talk to anyone, which is also why the phones have been dead….

Speaking of which…a little reminder.

Cheer My disgruntled ass up by filling My wallet before I leave!

This weekend I’m going to be running around spending $$ on pampering for Myself. Haircut, pedicure – gotta get Myself in order for My lovely trip into relaxation!

Want details? Well you’re in lucky because you can either call those lines while I’m away (and be ignored while I thoroughly enjoy Myself – maybe you’ll get lucky and call while I’m tormenting the hell out of squire!) OR you can fatten up My accounts and possibly get a little extra something in your mail from Me. Maybe, if I’m feeling benevolent.

Which reminds Me, have a few things in mind for squire during this adventure. Jealous, aren’t you? Obedient little whore gets My attention for a full week…you should be jealous. your prick certainly isn’t getting that sort of attention and DEFINITELY not from Me.

I may even update here and there while I’m away….so stay tuned.

I’ll be heading out here in a bit to be pampered and adored as I should be!

Make sure your adding to My enjoyment!

Buy My stuff and call the lines to be utterly ignored while I have a blast!

So I got the lovely idea, being that I’ve been rather focused on getting into shape Myself and assisting tomlin in his quest to do the same, to create an assignment for all you slobs out there who have desired to be healthy and just seem fall short.

Amazing, you, falling short. Figures, doesn’t it?

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It’s win-win piglet! you can’t beat that!