I swear. I’m still here!
Life, again, just got REALLY busy. Lots of projects I’m assisting with and contributing to. Lots of possibilities and ideas for the future. But no need to worry My darling little sycophants! I’m still here. I’m still taking calls and the contest for the most new clients is still in effect. So there for – GET CALLING!
I want to win this contest and for that I need you. Yes, for once you pathetic little worms can actually be a benefit beyond just My simple amusement. you can actually make Me money without doing anything other then signing up, calling Me (or even another TalkSugar host) and doing what you would normally do to being with – worship Me. *winks*
you know you wanna….
and just think, you help Me accomplish this and you might even get a little surprise for your efforts.
Just in case you missed it -
Now for the good stuff.
First I’m going to start off with a review of Iron Man 2.
Let Me start off by saying that beyond anything else, I would happily sign up to have Robert Downey, Jr.’s babies. Yes. He rocks while you suck. you know you’d happily suck his cock for Me too if you were ordered (and assuming he’d be game for it as well, of course.) The movie itself was very enjoyable. I go into these things expecting a good action flick. The fact that it has some very high quality actors in it from Downey, to Paltrow, to Cheadle and Rourke doesn’t hurt it one iota.
I didn’t read Iron Man when I was into comics. Yes, I read comics and will still occasionally do so when one strikes My fancy. Live with it. So for Me, I’m watching it almost as any mundane, ‘normal’ non-comic book reading patron would view it. Granted, I have a little ‘in’ in that I have those I can turn to and say, “alright, how’d it stack up to the original?”. From what I understand the first did exceptionally well, and this wasn’t a let down either. The only real complaint I heard was that someone was upset Black Canary (played by Scarlett Johanssen) didnt have the appropriate accent. Alright, well, that’s relatively minor as her having an accent or not didn’t seem to deter from the film itself. Personally, if she couldn’t pull it off, I’d rather her NOT and not screw it up then try it and fail.
Black Canary, of course, kicked holy ASS and I absolutely fell in love with her for it. Yes, I want the costume. Yes, My own ass needs to get into the gym to be able to wear it. I’ll get there though. *winks*
Rourke was excellent as Whiplash. Man plays characters like that like a second skin, which I would assume they are to him, so it’s not surprising that I enjoyed his portrayal of the bad guy.
I wasnt sure what to make of the switch between Terrance Mann to Don Cheadle as Rhoadie/WarMachine, but I quite enjoyed the switch. Mann is, essentially, easy on the eyes. But Cheadle is a better actor and filled the part out nicely.
Downey is…well he’s Downey. I’ve already expressed My views there in. *growls*
Action was awesome. I prefer more personal combat in My films. I don’t generally like to see a lot of CGI work and what not. But for this, it works, and really gave Me what I sat down hoping to see. Lots of explosions, comedy, action and great acting for an action film without overdoing it TOO much. (Clash of the Titans could really take a lesson here) Needless to say, I give it two enthusiastic thumbs in the ass.
Maybe that’s what I should make My own personal movie rating systems! thumbs in the ass! They can be up, down, sideways or any combination there in! I rather like that idea, actually! I’m going with it.
My that was a rather long review, now, wasn’t it?
The past few weeks I’ve been under the weather as well. (This is where you “awwww” and open those wallets to send Me things to make Me happy in My recovery, btw.) Was finally starting to feel decent this weekend and squire, lovely devoted little whore that he is, treated Me to a mini-vacation in the land of mouse – otherwise known as Disney World.
Now, I’m not huge on the whole Princess thing. I generally despise princesses. My exceptions to that are Belle (since she’s not really a princess but a highly intelligent, well rounded Woman) and Ariel. The two odd-ball princesses. Go figure.
I’m also not one to be CALLED a princess. Some girls are, but they are just that. Girls. I’m a Woman. I’ll be your Goddess or Queen, thankyouverramuch.
I’m MUCH more so into the villains, of course. Give Me Maleficent especially. Or the Evil Queen. Cernabog. Oh yes, Cernabog. If you don’t know what charactre that is, google it damn it. (you expect Me to do ALL the work in My posts?!)
When it comes to the cute in Disney, I’ll take Stitch, or some of the other animal type characters.
Anyway, it was an awesome trip. I was well take care of. Doted on. Adored. And of course the sex rocked it. Hotel sex is just fun as all fuck, even when the hotel sucks.
I AM hoping to be online more the next few weeks. Going to see how My schedule plays out and what life decides to throw at Me.
For now, I’m going to go eat, read and relax for the night after having taken a grand call during the posting of this blog.
Enjoy.
Til later -
-E
t was the rainy Florida weather or just this headache that’s prevailed most of the afternoon. Regardless, The Tudors are on tonight so I’ll stay up to watch that. Gotta love Me some Jonathon Rhys Meyers. Yummy. Henry Cavil isn’t that hard on the eyes either. Rather partial to him. Gotta love it when men look delicious in period clothing. Not an easy thing to do, mind you. Most men look rather foolish. But there are some that are simply divine. This would be two of them.
