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Its My Birthday bitches!

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

I’ll be heading out here in a bit to be pampered and adored as I should be!

Make sure your adding to My enjoyment!

Buy My stuff and call the lines to be utterly ignored while I have a blast!

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A few more days until My birthday!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

And I’m quite excited about it! A day of pampering all for ME, which I deserve anyway but will bask in none the less. Not certain what exactly I’ll be up to, but it’s up to squire to indulge My whims and I’m sure the bitch won’t have any issues with that.

Now if I can just figure out this new phone I have. I finally got an android phone, which I am loving though the lay out on the qwerty keyboard is different then My last and is taking some adjustment. Texts from Me have been rather comical at times.

Anyway, I just wanted to laeve a quick note. Will blog more come Friday.

Til later…

-E

Dulce de Leche….

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Ice Cream is yumminess.

I’m just sayin’.

Calling all devotees…..

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

you are needed, I tell you!

There are a number of things I want to do in the next few months – mostly travel related. To do that, however, I need your tithes! Yes. Money. Cash. Really, that’s what you’re good for to Me. Well, cash and a damn good laugh!

What is it for – you inquire? I just said it’s mostly travel related.

What do you get out of it? Well, firstly, you get to please ME and that should be the most important desire in your pathetic little bodies. Secondly, I get to go out and enjoy Myself whole-heartedly. And, I would even consider posting during the events themselves so that you can follow along with Me.

Oh – and for those that DO actually participate in this “call to wallets”, I’ll send you wonderful little emails, possibly with exclusive pictures, for….ahem….. your enjoyment.

So how do you do that? How do you get Me your hard earned cash to put a smile on My face and My attention in your inbox?

A few things:

First, I now accept payment via AlertPay. This also means you pay Me via credit card! Yahoo!

Click on any of the below links to send Me cash direct! :)

$50.00 Tribute

$100 Tribute

$150 Tribute

$200 Tribute

Secondly, TalkSugar is still doing their promotion for the most new customers to sign up. Host that pulls in the most new fodder gets upwards of $3000 cash. you betcha I want that! How do you help?

Go Here:

even if the phone says ‘unavailable’ you can still create an account, sign up and utilize it. you can buy some of My pictures, for instance, and by signing up you’ll also get $5 free towards your first use. you really can’t go wrong and I get the credit!

GO! GO! GO!

I’ll be updating My website this weekend too to include the alertpay buttons. That should make it a little easier for wankers that are just strolling through.

Hook Me up bitches! Make Me proud!

Til later -

-E

Been a while…but I'm not dead…

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I swear. I’m still here!

Life, again, just got REALLY busy. Lots of projects I’m assisting with and contributing to. Lots of possibilities and ideas for the future. But no need to worry My darling little sycophants! I’m still here. I’m still taking calls and the contest for the most new clients is still in effect. So there for – GET CALLING!

I want to win this contest and for that I need you. Yes, for once you pathetic little worms can actually be a benefit beyond just My simple amusement. you can actually make Me money without doing anything other then signing up, calling Me (or even another TalkSugar host) and doing what you would normally do to being with – worship Me. *winks*

you know you wanna….

and just think, you help Me accomplish this and you might even get a little surprise for your efforts.

Just in case you missed it -

Now for the good stuff.

First I’m going to start off with a review of Iron Man 2.
Let Me start off by saying that beyond anything else, I would happily sign up to have Robert Downey, Jr.’s babies. Yes. He rocks while you suck. you know you’d happily suck his cock for Me too if you were ordered (and assuming he’d be game for it as well, of course.) The movie itself was very enjoyable. I go into these things expecting a good action flick. The fact that it has some very high quality actors in it from Downey, to Paltrow, to Cheadle and Rourke doesn’t hurt it one iota.

I didn’t read Iron Man when I was into comics. Yes, I read comics and will still occasionally do so when one strikes My fancy. Live with it. So for Me, I’m watching it almost as any mundane, ‘normal’ non-comic book reading patron would view it. Granted, I have a little ‘in’ in that I have those I can turn to and say, “alright, how’d it stack up to the original?”. From what I understand the first did exceptionally well, and this wasn’t a let down either. The only real complaint I heard was that someone was upset Black Canary (played by Scarlett Johanssen) didnt have the appropriate accent. Alright, well, that’s relatively minor as her having an accent or not didn’t seem to deter from the film itself. Personally, if she couldn’t pull it off, I’d rather her NOT and not screw it up then try it and fail.

Black Canary, of course, kicked holy ASS and I absolutely fell in love with her for it. Yes, I want the costume. Yes, My own ass needs to get into the gym to be able to wear it. I’ll get there though. *winks*

Rourke was excellent as Whiplash. Man plays characters like that like a second skin, which I would assume they are to him, so it’s not surprising that I enjoyed his portrayal of the bad guy.

I wasnt sure what to make of the switch between Terrance Mann to Don Cheadle as Rhoadie/WarMachine, but I quite enjoyed the switch. Mann is, essentially, easy on the eyes. But Cheadle is a better actor and filled the part out nicely.

Downey is…well he’s Downey. I’ve already expressed My views there in. *growls*

Action was awesome. I prefer more personal combat in My films. I don’t generally like to see a lot of CGI work and what not. But for this, it works, and really gave Me what I sat down hoping to see. Lots of explosions, comedy, action and great acting for an action film without overdoing it TOO much. (Clash of the Titans could really take a lesson here) Needless to say, I give it two enthusiastic thumbs in the ass.

Maybe that’s what I should make My own personal movie rating systems! thumbs in the ass! They can be up, down, sideways or any combination there in! I rather like that idea, actually! I’m going with it.

My that was a rather long review, now, wasn’t it?

The past few weeks I’ve been under the weather as well. (This is where you “awwww” and open those wallets to send Me things to make Me happy in My recovery, btw.) Was finally starting to feel decent this weekend and squire, lovely devoted little whore that he is, treated Me to a mini-vacation in the land of mouse – otherwise known as Disney World.

Now, I’m not huge on the whole Princess thing. I generally despise princesses. My exceptions to that are Belle (since she’s not really a princess but a highly intelligent, well rounded Woman) and Ariel. The two odd-ball princesses. Go figure.

I’m also not one to be CALLED a princess. Some girls are, but they are just that. Girls. I’m a Woman. I’ll be your Goddess or Queen, thankyouverramuch.

I’m MUCH more so into the villains, of course. Give Me Maleficent especially. Or the Evil Queen. Cernabog. Oh yes, Cernabog. If you don’t know what charactre that is, google it damn it. (you expect Me to do ALL the work in My posts?!)

When it comes to the cute in Disney, I’ll take Stitch, or some of the other animal type characters.

Anyway, it was an awesome trip. I was well take care of. Doted on. Adored. And of course the sex rocked it. Hotel sex is just fun as all fuck, even when the hotel sucks.

I AM hoping to be online more the next few weeks. Going to see how My schedule plays out and what life decides to throw at Me.

For now, I’m going to go eat, read and relax for the night after having taken a grand call during the posting of this blog.

Enjoy.

Til later -

-E

Dilation….

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Had an eye exam earlier today and of course My baby blue/greens were dilated. That’s always fun. Spent the next 5 hours (and still slightly) in a state of constant blurriness. Wheeee….perhaps people should get this done more often instead of trying recreational drugs?

I’ve been absent again. I know. Life happens. Deal. I’m looking forward to what I HOPE will be a rather laid back, relaxed weekend of being utterly pampered. We’ll see.

I had a suggestion, more like a request, over on My TalkSugar lines for a POV foot tease/beration video. I’m seriously considering it. If I am of a mood this weekend, and squire is being a cooperative little shit, then they just may get it. Course, if that happens then you all would have acces to purchasing it too.

Which leads Me to a few things and moments of promotion.

If you have requests for videos you would like to see tell Me. I might take them into consideration OR may find some of My own inspiration.

Beyond that, TalkSugar is running a promotion right now for the most new customers. Apparently they’ve also upped the award from $1500 to $3000. you know I want it. Right now the highest girl has 9. I have 2. This needs to change.

There for – go here:

And sign up. I dont need to be online for you to do this. When you sign up, you’ll get $5 towards your first call/purchase. Use it. If I’m available, call Me. If I’m not, purchase one of My buy items. That’s it. It’s all win win.

For now though, I’m going to go spend the rest of My night relaxing.

Ta!

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